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House votes to Censure the Wrong Congressman

I think this blogger astutely framed the absurdity of Rep. Wilson's admonishment today by the House of Representatives (Chuck Rangel among them).

One in three toys toxic

One in three toys tested was found to contain toxic chemicals such as lead, flame retardants and arsenic, according to a report issued Wednesday by an environmental group.

YouTube - The U.S. Auto Industry and the Ripple Effect

A video presenting the impact a failure of the big three U.S. automakers would have on the American economy.

Jim Jones' Followers Enthralled

Recently resurfaced audiotapes show the dangers of an arrogant man with great oratory skills and a blindly devoted congregation.

Ron Paul: Words of wisdom for the GOP

Now, in light of the election, many are asking: What is the future of the Republican Party?

Iran warns U.S. military after Obama win

Iran warned U.S. forces in Iraq on Wednesday that it would respond to any violation of Iranian airspace, a message analysts said seemed directed at the new U.S. president-elect more than neighboring American troops.

The most powerful Republican

With his party in tatters, Mitch McConnell is now the most powerful Republican in the country — the lone GOP senator who can stand in the way of an unfettered liberal agenda in Washington, and a key go-to man to rehabilitate his party.

VIDEO: Obama says he will bankrupt coal industry

The shocking video of comments Senator Obama made about his intention to bankrupt the coal industry in order to curb greenhouse gas emissions.

Media shows double standard in treatment of Joe Biden

Patrick J. Buchanan: Perhaps the only institution in America whose approval rating is beneath that of Congress is the media. Both have won their reputations the hard way. They earned them.

World Markets Fall as Investors Weigh Relentless Trouble

The government's rescue of the banks has been widely embraced, but the frenzied selling, which pushed the Dow Jones industrial average down 733 points, underscored how the economy's troubles are too broad to be fixed by the bailout of the financial system.

Priest: 'Nobody can tell me to shut up' - CNN.com

Ouderkirk is outraged at the way federal agents swooped into town and rounded up nearly 400 illegal immigrants on May 12 in a raid on the nation's largest kosher meatpacking plant, Agriprocessors.

Health care reform is gaining momentum among American public in election year

Senator McCain seeks tort reform. Senator Obama calls for universal health care coverage for children.

Gingrich Would Accept Vice Presidential Nomination

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich speculating on who he thinks John McCain will choose as a running mate. Gingrich responded that he would accept a vice presidential nominaiton if McCain asked him.

Pentagon nixes ray gun weapon in Iraq

When national security and saving lives takes a backseat to political correctness. The Pentagon has so far refused to deploy the non-lethal ray gun weapon out of fears that the public will perceive its use as a form of torture.

Clam Chowder Threatened

Overfishing of sharks is threatening clams and oysters with extinction.

The Wii Workout

Nintendo, if they're paying attention, could have an incredible marketing ploy here. When my wife and I first saw the commercials of consumers playing the Wii we immediately recognized the exercise potential that its unique controller possessed. We were not the only ones.

Wife Beating Imam Released from Prison

Mustafa had thought he was on his way to fame and fortune and possibly the Oprah Winfrey show after publishing his book but saw his hopes dashed when a Spanish court sentenced him to prison for provoking violence.

Minnesota Schools to Eliminate Desks - And Books

In an effort to fight childhood obesity some elementary schools in Minnesota have removed desks from classrooms and are now eliminating books as well. The idea behind the experiment is that by shedding desks students would be able to shed a few pounds as well.

Man Hires Hitman to Murder Wife's Cat

According to neighbors, Wayne Holsum's wife purchased the cat hoping that her husband - who suffers from severe cat dander allergies - would hate the animal and become stupid and angry. Her alleged scheme worked - Mr. Holsum became angry and shortly thereafter became stupid.

Work Beginning To Interfere With Internet

Samplings from offices around the country reveal that over 20% of workers say their daily usage of the internet at work has been compromised at least once during the week by the encroachment of work, a figure that has risen slightly since last year.

Teacher Arrested in Marijuana Muffin Related Case [Satire]

No one in Dallas expected two graduating seniors to be arrested for serving marijuana laced brownies to the Lake Highlands High School teacher staff.

Israeli Forces Kill Bobo the Clown

NABLUS, West Bank - Israeli troops killed the world renown Bobo the clown in an air strike Sunday against a Palestinian home where he was entertaining a group of Arab children. The attack has left experts on Middle Eastern affairs completely baffled.

North Korea May Have Faked Nuclear test

Based on seismic data released from South Korea and China, North Korea's detonated bomb was so small that it may not have even been nuclear.

Khameini Question and Answer Session

Iran's supreme leader Sayyid Ali Khameini participated in a question and answer session on his website www.leader.ir/langs/EN/index.php. His hope was to educate and give advice to Iranians on the Muslim holy month of Ramadan. Below is a brief transcript of those messages.

Study Refutes IQ Boost from Breast Milk [Satire]

LONDON (Whacked Planet) - A new study for the British Medical Journal revealed that breast feeding does not boost a person's IQ. The findings did not disclaim other benefits from breast feeding such as lowered blood pressure and decreased flatulence....

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